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“Yes, yes. Well done!”she said and helped Link get out of the cave.

What the shark had not realized was the whale heard his boasts.

"Dedede," said Link. "do you think that the whale disappeared?"

"Fish paste." said Dedede. "Fish paste to him. If we were to him nearby, we would hear him go-"

He released a loud roar… but did it belong to a whale?

“Damnit ,Dedede!”she nearly yelled. She looked around to see the whale but he wasn’t in sight. “I can’t see him…”

Dedede flinched. “Where is he…?”

“I don’t know…” The roaring was heard again and shook the ocean floor. “Get back in the cave!Quickly!” Amber started pushing everyone back in and covered the entrance with seaweed again. Her feeling of relied had disappeared and she turned pale from the fear of being eaten.

"We gotta tell Neptune!" said Waddle Doo. "We just need to get past this whale!"

“Yeah.But how?”sje asked and took a peek outside. The whale was still out of sight.”I don’t know if t’s too risky to dart out and make a run for it.”

Dedede looked out, shivering. “He’s gone! Let’s go!” and then he grabbed the snail’s arm to pull him out of the cave. “C’mon!”

She took Link’s hand,took a deep breath and darted out of the cave, dashing to the castle. She swam as fast as she could , fingers crossed that they wouldn’t be found by the whale.”……”

They were swimming away silently and Escargoon shivered. Dedede flinched. “Where’s Waddle Doo…?” 

What they hadn’t realized, was that the crab was held securely by the eel’s tail. Pancake the manta ray grinned evilly. “An’ here we see the crab off to meet his fate!”

Snake laughed hysterically until his tail was sharply pinched by both of Waddle Doo’s claws. The eel screamed in pain as the crab jumped onto a rock and quickly scuttled off. 

Dedede saw the screaming eel and glared. “Hey, maggot! Go an’ torture someone else!”

The squid and the manta ray looked up at glared. Dedede yelped and swam off, catching up with the others. They reached the geysers; Dedede wanting to be far away from the three callous creatures. 

"Are you coming?"she asked him. "Wait…Someone’s not here…Waddle Doo!Where’s Waddle Doo?" she questioned and looked back.She noticed a small moving figure in the distance. "Link swim ahead. I think  i saw him. I’ll be right back."she told him before changing direction to rescue him.

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“Yes, yes. Well done!”she said and helped Link get out of the cave.

What the shark had not realized was the whale heard his boasts.

"Dedede," said Link. "do you think that the whale disappeared?"

"Fish paste." said Dedede. "Fish paste to him. If we were to him nearby, we would hear him go-"

He released a loud roar… but did it belong to a whale?

“Damnit ,Dedede!”she nearly yelled. She looked around to see the whale but he wasn’t in sight. “I can’t see him…”

Dedede flinched. “Where is he…?”

“I don’t know…” The roaring was heard again and shook the ocean floor. “Get back in the cave!Quickly!” Amber started pushing everyone back in and covered the entrance with seaweed again. Her feeling of relied had disappeared and she turned pale from the fear of being eaten.

"We gotta tell Neptune!" said Waddle Doo. "We just need to get past this whale!"

“Yeah.But how?”sje asked and took a peek outside. The whale was still out of sight.”I don’t know if t’s too risky to dart out and make a run for it.”

Dedede looked out, shivering. “He’s gone! Let’s go!” and then he grabbed the snail’s arm to pull him out of the cave. “C’mon!”

She took Link’s hand,took a deep breath and darted out of the cave, dashing to the castle. She swam as fast as she could , fingers crossed that they wouldn’t be found by the whale.”……”

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“Yes, yes. Well done!”she said and helped Link get out of the cave.

What the shark had not realized was the whale heard his boasts.

"Dedede," said Link. "do you think that the whale disappeared?"

"Fish paste." said Dedede. "Fish paste to him. If we were to him nearby, we would hear him go-"

He released a loud roar… but did it belong to a whale?

“Damnit ,Dedede!”she nearly yelled. She looked around to see the whale but he wasn’t in sight. “I can’t see him…”

Dedede flinched. “Where is he…?”

“I don’t know…” The roaring was heard again and shook the ocean floor. “Get back in the cave!Quickly!” Amber started pushing everyone back in and covered the entrance with seaweed again. Her feeling of relied had disappeared and she turned pale from the fear of being eaten.

"We gotta tell Neptune!" said Waddle Doo. "We just need to get past this whale!"

“Yeah.But how?”sje asked and took a peek outside. The whale was still out of sight.”I don’t know if t’s too risky to dart out and make a run for it.”

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“Yes, yes. Well done!”she said and helped Link get out of the cave.

What the shark had not realized was the whale heard his boasts.

"Dedede," said Link. "do you think that the whale disappeared?"

"Fish paste." said Dedede. "Fish paste to him. If we were to him nearby, we would hear him go-"

He released a loud roar… but did it belong to a whale?

“Damnit ,Dedede!”she nearly yelled. She looked around to see the whale but he wasn’t in sight. “I can’t see him…”

Dedede flinched. “Where is he…?”

“I don’t know…” The roaring was heard again and shook the ocean floor. “Get back in the cave!Quickly!” Amber started pushing everyone back in and covered the entrance with seaweed again. Her feeling of relied had disappeared and she turned pale from the fear of being eaten.

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“That’s a stupid idea! He’ll swallow you whole!”she said. “I’m not letting uou do that.”

"Well, yeah." said Dedede. "How can ya make a fire in tha water?"

"Well, it happened in Bikini Bottom!" said Escargoon. 

"Huh…?" 

“That place is different from here. In there sponges wear pants.”she said and looked at Link. “Are you okay ,Link?”she asked. He had been awfully quiet.

"And there are dumb, jobless starfish." said Escargoon.

"And grouchy octopi." giggled Link.

"And Texan squirrels." said Waddle Doo.

"An’ cheapskate crustacean cannibals." said Dedede. 

“And they live in a pineapple under the dea. Generally they’re pretty fucked up in there.”she said in conclusion.

"Don’t forget dat tha burgers they eat are actually… crabbies…" shuddered the shark. 

She shruddered. “Discusting!”

He decided to look out of the cave. “Guys! He’s gone!” and he swam out.

“See?I told you he’d get bored and leave.”she said and swam out and scanned the area for any sight of him. “He really is gone!”

Dedede laughed. “Guess tha big boy’s ‘fraid of me! Yeah! Did ya see how I short into his eye like a rocket?! I was like ‘ne-oww!’, then I was like ‘POW!’, then he was like ‘OW!’ and then ya were like ‘wow…’”

“Yes, yes. Well done!”she said and helped Link get out of the cave.

What the shark had not realized was the whale heard his boasts.

"Dedede," said Link. "do you think that the whale disappeared?"

"Fish paste." said Dedede. "Fish paste to him. If we were to him nearby, we would hear him go-"

He released a loud roar… but did it belong to a whale?

“Damnit ,Dedede!”she nearly yelled. She looked around to see the whale but he wasn’t in sight. “I can’t see him…”

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“That’s a stupid idea! He’ll swallow you whole!”she said. “I’m not letting uou do that.”

"Well, yeah." said Dedede. "How can ya make a fire in tha water?"

"Well, it happened in Bikini Bottom!" said Escargoon. 

"Huh…?" 

“That place is different from here. In there sponges wear pants.”she said and looked at Link. “Are you okay ,Link?”she asked. He had been awfully quiet.

"And there are dumb, jobless starfish." said Escargoon.

"And grouchy octopi." giggled Link.

"And Texan squirrels." said Waddle Doo.

"An’ cheapskate crustacean cannibals." said Dedede. 

“And they live in a pineapple under the dea. Generally they’re pretty fucked up in there.”she said in conclusion.

"Don’t forget dat tha burgers they eat are actually… crabbies…" shuddered the shark. 

She shruddered. “Discusting!”

He decided to look out of the cave. “Guys! He’s gone!” and he swam out.

“See?I told you he’d get bored and leave.”she said and swam out and scanned the area for any sight of him. “He really is gone!”

Dedede laughed. “Guess tha big boy’s ‘fraid of me! Yeah! Did ya see how I short into his eye like a rocket?! I was like ‘ne-oww!’, then I was like ‘POW!’, then he was like ‘OW!’ and then ya were like ‘wow…’”

“Yes, yes. Well done!”she said and helped Link get out of the cave.

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“That’s a stupid idea! He’ll swallow you whole!”she said. “I’m not letting uou do that.”

"Well, yeah." said Dedede. "How can ya make a fire in tha water?"

"Well, it happened in Bikini Bottom!" said Escargoon. 

"Huh…?" 

“That place is different from here. In there sponges wear pants.”she said and looked at Link. “Are you okay ,Link?”she asked. He had been awfully quiet.

"And there are dumb, jobless starfish." said Escargoon.

"And grouchy octopi." giggled Link.

"And Texan squirrels." said Waddle Doo.

"An’ cheapskate crustacean cannibals." said Dedede. 

“And they live in a pineapple under the dea. Generally they’re pretty fucked up in there.”she said in conclusion.

"Don’t forget dat tha burgers they eat are actually… crabbies…" shuddered the shark. 

She shruddered. “Discusting!”

He decided to look out of the cave. “Guys! He’s gone!” and he swam out.

“See?I told you he’d get bored and leave.”she said and swam out and scanned the area for any sight of him. “He really is gone!”

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“That’s a stupid idea! He’ll swallow you whole!”she said. “I’m not letting uou do that.”

"Well, yeah." said Dedede. "How can ya make a fire in tha water?"

"Well, it happened in Bikini Bottom!" said Escargoon. 

"Huh…?" 

“That place is different from here. In there sponges wear pants.”she said and looked at Link. “Are you okay ,Link?”she asked. He had been awfully quiet.

"And there are dumb, jobless starfish." said Escargoon.

"And grouchy octopi." giggled Link.

"And Texan squirrels." said Waddle Doo.

"An’ cheapskate crustacean cannibals." said Dedede. 

“And they live in a pineapple under the dea. Generally they’re pretty fucked up in there.”she said in conclusion.

"Don’t forget dat tha burgers they eat are actually… crabbies…" shuddered the shark. 

She shruddered. “Discusting!”

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“That’s a stupid idea! He’ll swallow you whole!”she said. “I’m not letting uou do that.”

"Well, yeah." said Dedede. "How can ya make a fire in tha water?"

"Well, it happened in Bikini Bottom!" said Escargoon. 

"Huh…?" 

“That place is different from here. In there sponges wear pants.”she said and looked at Link. “Are you okay ,Link?”she asked. He had been awfully quiet.

"And there are dumb, jobless starfish." said Escargoon.

"And grouchy octopi." giggled Link.

"And Texan squirrels." said Waddle Doo.

"An’ cheapskate crustacean cannibals." said Dedede. 

“And they live in a pineapple under the dea. Generally they’re pretty fucked up in there.”she said in conclusion.

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“That’s a stupid idea! He’ll swallow you whole!”she said. “I’m not letting uou do that.”

"Well, yeah." said Dedede. "How can ya make a fire in tha water?"

"Well, it happened in Bikini Bottom!" said Escargoon. 

"Huh…?" 

“That place is different from here. In there sponges wear pants.”she said and looked at Link. “Are you okay ,Link?”she asked. He had been awfully quiet.